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Download Girl with the Lower Back Tattoo – Amy Schumer ebook From award-winning comedian, writer, producer, and actress Amy Schumer comes The Girl with the Lower Back Tattoo, a thoughtful, honest, and hysterical collection of (very) personal essays. Editorial Reviews. 'Schumer shuts it down. Be like Schumer.' (Buzzfeed) '.we knew. $9.99 Read with Our Free App; Audiobook. $0.00 Free with your Audible trial. Due to its large file size, this book may take longer to download.

“Amy’s got your back. She’s in your corner. She’s an honesty bomb. And she’s coming for you.—Actress Tilda Swinton and Trainwreck co-star The Emmy Award-winning comedian, actress, writer, and star of Inside Amy Schumer and the acclaimed film Trainwreck has taken the entertainment world by storm with her winning blend of smart, satirical humor. Now, Amy Schumer has written a refreshingly candid and uproariously funny collection of (extremely) personal and observational essays.In The Girl with the Lower Back Tattoo, Amy mines her past for stories about her teenage years, her family, relationships, and sex and shares the experiences that have shaped who she is—a woman with the courage to bare her soul to stand up for what she believes in, all while making us laugh. Ranging from the raucous to the romantic, the heartfelt to the harrowing, this highly entertaining and universally appealing collection is the literary equivalent of a night out with your best friend—an unforgettable and fun adventure that you wish could last forever. Whether she’s experiencing lust-at-first-sight while in the airport security line, sharing her own views on love and marriage, admitting to being an introvert, or discovering her cross-fit instructor’s secret bad habit, Amy Schumer proves to be a bighearted, brave, and thoughtful storyteller that will leave you nodding your head in recognition, laughing out loud, and sobbing uncontrollably—but only because it’s over.

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A #1 New York Times Bestseller

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“Amy’s got your back. She’s in your corner. She’s an honesty bomb. And she’s coming for you.
—Actress Tilda Swinton and Trainwreck co-star
The Emmy Award-winning comedian, actress, writer, and star of Inside Amy Schumer and the acclaimed film Trainwreck has taken the entertainment world by storm with her winning blend of smart, satirical humor. Now, Amy Schumer has written a refreshingly candid and uproariously funny collection of (The Girl With The Lower Back Tattoo Free Downloadextremely) personal and observational essays.
In The Girl with the Lower Back Tattoo, Amy mines her past for stories about her teenage years, her family, relationships, and sex and shares the experiences that have shaped who she is—a woman with the courage to bare her soul to stand up for what she believes in, all while making us laugh.
Ranging from the raucous to the romantic, the heartfelt to the harrowing, this highly entertaining and universally appealing collection is the literary equivalent of a night out with your best friend—an unforgettable and fun adventure that you wish could last forever. Whether she’s experiencing lust-at-first-sight while in the airport security line, sharing her own views on love and marriage, admitting to being an introvert, or discovering her cross-fit instructor’s secret bad habit, Amy Schumer proves to be a bighearted, brave, and thoughtful storyteller that will leave you nodding your head in recognition, laughing out loud, and sobbing uncontrollably—but only because it’s over.

Editorial Reviews

“A hilarious and deeply emotional book.” Cosmopolitan
“The comedian’s essay collection isn’t just bitingly funny—it’s also raw, honest, and often heartbreaking. We dare you to walk away without even greater understanding and respect for Schumer.” Entertainment Weekly
'[An] always staggeringly authentic ride through the highs and lows of the comedic powerhouse’s life to date.” Harper’s Bazaar
“For a comedian of unbridled (and generally hilarious) causticity, Schumer has written a probing, confessional, unguarded, and, yes, majorly humanizing non-memoir.” Vogue
“Schumer chronicles her life with digestible stories that impart powerful messages through a kind of logic of the opposite: she makes mistakes so that we can learn from them.” Rolling Stone
“A better, more deeply felt life-so-far book than most I’ve read…Schumer weaves a brave, vulnerable tale without falling into the usual celebrity traps of neediness and defense.” Chicago Tribune
“Fans will enjoy this memoir about her journey as a female comic. Her delivery makes you feel like you’re in a room while she’s laughing at her foibles. Her experience as a comic translates into many strengths as an audiobook narrator. Her pace is rapid—so quick, in fact, that you may miss a joke now and them…This is a delightful listen with one of comedy’s most honest, funniest voices.” AudioFile
“Amy’s got your back. She’s in your corner. She’s an honesty bomb. And she’s coming for you.” Tilda Swinton, actor

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The Emmy Award-winning comedian, actress, writer, and star of Inside Amy Schumer and the acclaimed film Trainwreck has taken the entertainment world by storm with her winning blend of smart, satirical humor. Now, Amy Schumer has written a refreshingly candid and uproariously funny collection of (extremely) personal and observational essays.
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How to write a successful book:
1. Nude photo of self on cover
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I am not impressed.
Amy was very inconsistent. She asked readers not to judge her - but she judged others. So... I AM going to judge her. It's not that I don't feel some amount of heart compassion for this young woman-- but she doesn't make me feel proud.
She said she wasn't going to give advice - but she did give advice.....'several times'.
Even when I agreed with a couple of her advice tips - her delivery was righteous-aloof and cold.
Most of the time I was bored. Did I really need to listen to
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Nov 07, 2017Miranda Reads rated it really liked it
Brilliant title, brilliant writing
I've never seen Amy Schumer's comedy, aside from a couple of clips. From what I can tell, I would instantly dislike her. I don't get her humor - there's too much genitalia and crass jokes.
Yet.
Her Book.
Surprised me.
I know my worth. I embrace my power. I say if I'm beautiful. I say if I'm strong. You will not determine my story. I will.
I am convinced that we would not only get along but become long-time friends.
I was riveted by the peek into her childhood.
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Jul 14, 2016April (Aprilius Maximus) rated it it was ok
I really don't know why I bought this. I don't even watch Amy Schumer's stuff, but for some reason, I thought this would be hilarious. But to be honest I was just bored. I didn't end up finishing it. I got about halfway through when I said to myself, 'you could be reading something else right now' and that was that.
May 09, 2016Kelly (and the Book Boar) rated it liked it
Shelves: read-in-2016, funny-haha, memoir, liburrrrrry-book, book-of-the-month-selection
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I’m going to begin this review by addressing the pink elephant in the room. In what could only be an effort to prove that the lowest lifeform on the planet is, in fact, the Subredditor, a smear campaign has been created in order to give Schumer’s book the lowest Amazon rating possible. Way to stay classy people who live in your mama’s basements (credit to the Huff Post for the basement dweller line). Now here’s what I think y’all shoul
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I'm about a 3.75 here, so I rounded up because she makes me laugh.
Because I spend more time reading and going to the movies than watching television, I'll admit I was a little bit late to the party where Amy Schumer was concerned. I know I heard her name, but wasn't familiar with her comedy until I saw an article on Facebook referencing an appearance she made on Ellen DeGeneres' show, where she made Ellen laugh out loud more than a few times. (Needless to say, I did, too.)
Once I found her, I bec
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Oct 14, 2016Esil rated it really liked it
I would probably give this less than 4 stars if I hadn’t listened to the audio, but listening to Amy Schumer tell her story in her own voice adds a lot of dimension to The Girl With The Lower Back Tattoo. I didn’t really know much about Schumer before I started listening to this book -- I’m definitely more of a reader than a tv or movie watcher. But I had read enough positive reviews of her book to make me curious. This “sort of” memoir is in step with a growing body of books by comedians writin...more
Sep 20, 2016Char rated it really liked it · review of another edition
Shelves: audio-book, autobiography-memoir, humor, from-library
Who the hell is Amy Schumer? I have no idea. Since I picked up this book I've learned she's a comedian, she has her own show, an HBO special, and she starred in and wrote the movie Trainwreck. So why did I listen to this book? Because I read in Huff Post that some internet trolls were trying to tank the book's ratings and that just made me feel rebellious, so here I am.
Now, I LOVE this girl. She's strong, she works hard, (really, really hard), she's (brutally) honest, she has a heart and most i
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Aug 05, 2016Adina rated it liked it
2.5 Ok to Interesting
For Amy's die hard fans. If you don't know who she or don't appreciate her particular humor then I would not recommend.
Amy Schumer is a well known stand-up comedian in the US. She has her own comedy show and wrote and acted in two movies . I accidentally found her Apollo show while looking for something interesting on TV. I enjoyed her humor and watched the whole thing. I also loved her first movie and not so much her 2nd one. So, I can say that I like her but I am not a fa
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Mar 14, 2016Taryn Pierson rated it it was amazing
The most empowering book I’ve read since my fabulous, fashion-forward grandma and I paged through Color Me Beautiful circa 1991 and I learned why I always look like a warmed-over corpse in pale yellow. (It’s not my fault! I’m a Summer!)
Amy Schumer is just the BEST. If you’re not 100% sold on her raunchy brand of humor, read her book and prepare to be totally convinced of her awesomeness. If you thought her book would simply be a series of vag jokes, you thought wrong.
What most impressed me: she
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Sep 04, 2016Nenia ☠️ Khaleesi of Bodice Rippers, Protector of Out of Print Gems, Mother of Smut, and Actual Garbage Can ☠️ Campbell rated it it was ok

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I keep picking up these memoirs written by my favorite female comedians expecting them to be funny, and then the memoir inevitably turns out to be a 'I may be a funny person for a living, but I'm so much more - let me list out the innermost details of my psyche for your pleasure so you can understand my soul' type of deal. Which is fine. I can totally understand why comedians would want to do that. I'm sure you have off days where you don't
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emma rated it really liked it
Shelves: owned, reviewed, nonfiction, non-ya, funny, 4-stars, comedy-memoir, to-reread
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I wasn’t sure about picking this one up, because Amy Schumer has long been, shall we say...controversial. In the past, she’s made jokes with race-based punchlines that more than toe the line of what’s okay. And I need you all to know that if I found even the slightest trace of that problematic-ness here, I’d have given it one star. (That’s my policy with problematic books - I’ve done it with We All Looked Up, When We
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Mar 27, 2017Matthew rated it liked it
Shelves: biography, gr_awards_2017, audio, 2017, horror, non-fiction
Times the words 'a', 'and', and 'the' appear in this book combined: 1,230
Times the word 'vagina' appears in this book: 6,732
Some of this book is funny, some of it is serious. I have seen Amy Schumer in a few things (SNL, movies, etc.) and enjoyed them, but I am not sure if her brand of comedy is for me in an 8 hour audio dose. It was cool that it was her reading it, though.
This book is for you if you don't mind crude comedy interspersed with serious monologues about sexual assault, gun control,
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Mar 19, 2017Nicole rated it did not like it
Was this book supposed to make me laugh?
I've based my rating of Amy's book entirely on how it left me feeling, and I just have this warm glow in my chest and I smiled too much while reading the last paragraph and, I'm not gonna lie, I got all teary once it ended. I took my time reading this book, not caring how many pages I read that day (which I usually do), and just enjoyed spending a little time with Amy every day. This book was just honest. It was full of not just the good stuff, but a lot of the ugly stuff from her life. She just...more
Dec 13, 2016Hannah rated it really liked it · review of another edition
This was such a nice surprise! I wasn't really expecting much because I have to admit to not really knowing Amy Schumer before I started, other than knowing that she is a comedian famous for talking about her vagina a lot. Don't get me wrong, she does talk about her vagina, a lot, but she also talks about so many other things, important things, and she actually did make me cry (to be fair, I cry fairly easily). As usual with memoirs, I listened to her tell her own story in audio format and, as u...more
Nov 12, 2016Maxwell rated it liked it
3.5 Unsurprisingly blunt and funny. But surprisingly sentimental and heartfelt at times. I thought the two chapters about her mom and dad were some of the best writing and when I felt like I was really getting to know her as a person. There were some messages in here that are all well and good but not wholly original; I felt like I'd read them in previous memoirs. But her stories—and if you know Amy Schumer at all you know she's got to have some crazy stories—were worth the price of admission al...more
Aug 25, 2016Diane rated it liked it
This is an easy book to recommend: If you like Amy Schumer's comedy, you will enjoy this book.
Wait, I'm going to add to that: If you like Amy Schumer because she's a female performer who likes to talk about sex and relationships and confront gender stereotypes, then you will probably like this book.
Miss Schumer's career has really taken off in the last few years — her movie 'Trainwreck' was fun, her TV show 'Inside Amy Schumer' is still going strong, and she had her first comedy special for HBO.
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I was very surprised by this book. I expected myself to think it was only 'okay' or to not enjoy it. I have been reading a lot of comedy books and not loving them, but I really enjoyed this book.
Amy Schumer is someone that I knew very little about. I had seen her act in a couple of movies (less than a handful). However, when I saw that she wrote a book and saw how extremely popular it was, I had to read it. I had this book on hold at the library forever. They had 35 copies of it and it still too
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5 stars
Yep. All the effing stars, yo.
And I'm sure some of you are saying 'Robbie's drunk-reviewing again!' (Nope. Not even a vicarious buzz from all of Amy's liquor and pot consumption she unapologetically describes; and it's Sunday night/Monday morning in Alabama: can't buy liquor within a 40 mile radius of here on Sunday anyway). Or, 'Robbie's got it bad for Amy!' (Not so much, really. I really like 'Inside Amy Schumer' in teeny doses, but all of her stand-up vagina jokes just intimidate me;
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May 25, 2016Darth J marked it as to-read
Even though this season of her show has been a little message-y, and her movie about an author named Spence (that's an inside joke for readers in the know) wasn't as sharp as it could have been, I'm actually really looking forward to this book. The title is hilarious though.
Plus, guys, she's doing a movie with J. Law.
Aug 16, 2016Ammar rated it liked it

Star Lower Back Tattoo

Another celebrity memoir in the form of essays hit the stand.
The book is good, some parts are funny, some are sad.
Amy shares a lot of stories about her childhood, how her parents lost their fortune and began all over again. She describes her lovers, her one night stand, the athletes and musicians she was with.
Amy talks about how she became a stand up comedian and how it was hard and it took her years to perfect her routine. Trainwreck is discussed along with the horrible shooting that took pla
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Sep 03, 2016Helene Jeppesen rated it really liked it
When I started reading this book, I had no idea who Amy Schumer was. I was sent a review copy unsolicited (and I was thrilled about that, btw), and a friend of mine told me that Amy Schumer is a famous comedian. Before reading, though, I decided to look her up on YouTube, and when I found an interview with her on the Ellen Degeneres show, I immediately fell in love. This woman was HILARIOUS! And I don't easily laugh from comedians' jokes, but Amy made me smile and laugh.
I was so pleased to find
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I was going to start off this review by saying 'Surpsingly I was a fan of this one!'
...But then I realized I only feel the need to add 'surprisingly' because it's trendy to hate Amy and to shout from the rooftops 'ACKCHYUALLY I watched one youtube video someone made that proves she steals jokes so I get to call her whatever disgusting name I want and you're not allowed to get upset.' (side note - the more I read about the 'joke stealing' the less I think she did.)
So my actual review - 3.5/5 star
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Jul 11, 2017Jason Koivu rated it liked it
Shelves: humor, autobiography, vagina-soliloquies, beer-wine-spirits, non-fiction, comedy, penises
I expected laughs coming out of my butt and instead I got a relative dud. I did not see that coming!
I am a fan of Amy Schumer, yes warts and all*, and so I expected to love this book. Her show is hilarious, her stand-up is good stuff, and I really enjoyed her movie Trainwreck...or A Girl Without Complexes as it is known in Russia. This book, however, does not meet expectations.
The subject matter is hit and miss. I really enjoyed when she got on the topic of her show or movie. There was some sno
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I expected something just straight up funny and silly, but the book had some surprising depth to it. The best chapter by far, in my opinion, is 'The Worst Night of My Life', where she details a particularly horrible night with her abusive ex. She goes on to emphasize how abusive relationships can happen to ANYONE, even those who have always considered themselves 'strong-ass women' such as herself. I thought that was a really important message to put out there, because there is so often the belie...more
Nov 27, 2016Rebecca McNutt rated it it was ok
This book wasn't terrible, but aside from being slightly comedic, I found it to be absolutely unmemorable. It seems like one of those books that make a brief surge into bestselling popularity, which quickly dies down within a very short time.
Aug 16, 2016Naksed marked it as dnf · review of another edition
Amy Schumer spends a lot of time driving the point that who she is 'in real life' is far from the brassy, slutty persona she has created in her stand-up and that she plays up for laughs. After listening to the snooze-inducing 'memoirs' that she herself seems extremely bored to have recorded in the Audio Book version of The Girl with the Lower Back Tattoo, I can understand why. I had to skim through her love for ugly stuffed animals, the difference between old and new money, and other inane chapt...more
Feb 17, 2017Britany rated it liked it · review of another edition
Shelves: audiobook, non-fiction, 2017, bookofthemonth
I laughed, I was grossed out, I nodded along in agreement and (with any good memoir) there were sad moments too. I listened to this one on audio (read by the author)-- this made the reading experience so much better in my opinion. I felt like I was sitting right next to Amy (Oh AND we are BFFS in this delusion) and she's filling me on her life stories. She throws F#CK around like it's going out of style and I do appreciate a good F bomb now and again. She goes into SUCH detail regarding her lady...more
Aug 28, 2016Sita rated it did not like it
This was bad, y'all. More like a shoddily written blog than a book (that had more than a million attached to it, what's more!)
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“Being an introvert doesn’t mean you’re shy. It means you enjoy being alone. Not just enjoy it—you need it. If you’re a true introvert, other people are basically energy vampires. You don’t hate them; you just have to be strategic about when you expose yourself to them—like the sun. They give you life, sure, but they can also burn you and” — 111 likes
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“I know my worth. I embrace my power. I say if I'm beautiful. I say if I'm strong. You will not determine my story. I will. I'll speak and share and fuck and love, and I will never apologize for it. I am amazing for you, not because of you. I am not who I sleep with. I am not my weight. I am not my mother. I am myself. And I am all of you.” — 72 likes
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